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PAUL
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CASE FILE: GN 441
PAUL O’NEIL
THE COURT FINDS:
PAUL O’NEIL GUILTY OF:
30+ years of flawless event hosting
Mastery of Crowd Control Law
Humour in the First Degree
Annihilating awkward silences
AFFIDAVIT OF SKILLS:
Timelines tighter than a subpoena
Punchlines with the force of contempt
Voir dire crowd work
PRECEDENTS SET:
Canada Day Weather Disaster (2023): Overruled with standing ovation
Business Gala v. Snooze Fest: Mistrial declared (100% engagement)
CHARGES AGAINST
OTHER BORING MC’s:
Criminal Mismanagement of Crowd Energy
Felony Failure to Read the Room
VERDICT:
When you need wit, professionalism, and a ruling of "Best Emcee Ever"...
BETTER CALL PAUL.
(Parody disclaimer: Not a real lawyer. Just a mic dropping emcee.)
“Paul is a gold star!” - Lyka G.
“Paul is a gold star!” - Lyka G.
“Paul is f#@$ing awesome!!” - Justin R.
“Paul is f#@$ing awesome!!” - Justin R.
"The BEST emcee we could have asked for!" - Kassidy A.
"The BEST emcee we could have asked for!" - Kassidy A.
Great Leader
through the Worst Weather!
“Paul was the emcee at the Beaumont Canada Day event in 2023. This outdoor event was significantly impacted by poor weather that included lightening on and off all day long. The lightning in the area meant we had to vacate the outdoor stage multiple times and more than half of the scheduled performers were not able to perform. Paul provided great updates to the event attendees and kept the mood of the crowd elevated despite the constant cancellations and changes. As the event planner, I was able to focus my attention on other pressing matters, knowing that the information being provided was consistent, correct and well executed.”
- Angela T.
- Linda M.
“Paul did a great job hosting a surprise birthday party for my husband John and his brother Alex. I found him to be very flexible as I had only booked him for one persons 70 birthday and he never even hesitated to agree to hosting for 2 70 th birthdays. I found him to be organized and reasonably priced. We had almost 100 people there of all ages and he kept us entertained for the duration of the event. I would definitely hire him again”
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where is paul?
where is paul?
Saturday, June 28th - Make Music Edmonton (Multi Stage event) EMCEE
TBA- Industrial Railway Safety Conference 2025- EMCEE
Wednesday, July 1st - Beaumont Canada Day 2025- EMCEE
Saturday, August 2nd - Sturgeon County-Haylee & Brian’s Wedding- EMCEE
TBA- Government of Alberta-Inspiration Awards- Edmonton- EMCEE
Paul O’Neil, top choice emcee for music events in Edmonton, Alberta.